AUSTIN. Late Wednesday night at Annie's Cafe & Bar on Congress Ave., a WunderBar execution took place at the hands of Bar Manager David Alan. Sami, Scott, and Bill took part in the execution. When confronted about the incident, Alan seemed completely remorseless. Investigators found that Alan is a well-known advocate for Gun Control, and had even been known to print the controversial "Texans for Gun Control" T-shirts. Though Alan is a vocal opponent of the soda gun, this is the first known incident in which he took matters into his own hands.

Alan seemed completely compassionless about his execution of the soda gun, and held the lifeless WunderBar as if it were a hunting or fishing trophy in this photograph taken by one of the witnesses.

"Slow and steady, one at a time," said Alan. "The only way for Gun Control to really take hold is one step at a time." The soda gun at Annie's was pronounced dead at approximately 11:52 pm. It has been replaced with an iSi Soda Siphon.